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Trumplestiltskin
03:16
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Trumplestiltskin
by Cody Weathers
Trumplestiltskin let the swamp in
Trumplestiltskin thieving goblin
Keep the left hand clean
Get the right hand dirty
The emperor has no clothes
The emperor has no conscience
The emperor sold you out
The emperor is a conman
The emperor is a traitor
The emperor is a liar
The emperor is a rapist
The emperor is on fire
CH
Say his name, say his name
The red hat sees no evil
The red hat hears no evil
The red hat speaks no evil
The red hat knows no evil
The emperor has no qualms
The emperor has no mission
The emperor fans the flames
The emperor tortures children
The emperor burns a cross
The emperor wears a hood
The emperor beats us down
The emperor is no good
The emperor sees the storm
The emperor knows to hide
The emperor knows the cure
The emperor knows to lie
The emperor has the plague
The emperor won't be true
The emperor may not die
The emperor could kill you
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Above It All
05:11
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Above It All
by Cody Weathers
You realize you're above it all
You have no side to take
There's power there, a clarity
You have no choice to make
Option A, option B
All algebra, no stakes
You ruminate on both sides' flaws
As gently your head shakes
CH:
Up above it all
The vastness is empty
Down far below me
The world can't be seen
And with the battle growing fierce
From on high, you descend
To bless us with your wise reproach
Convince us of your zen
"Your groups are prisons," you begin
"Turn off the damn TV
For both sides have some blame to bear
Don't follow --be like me"
It doesn't seem to change their minds
Perhaps their minds are small
Hitler, Churchill --both are bad
So just don't vote at all
(CH)
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Sham Rock
02:08
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Sham Rock
by Cat Mayhugh and Cody Weathers
Here in the Land of the
Lecher-con.
There are no pots of gold left,
To drape your dreams on.
Here in the Land
of the Lilliputian hands,
Your promises are meaningless,
And Liars make demands
Here in desert
At my line in the sand
A tower of fools
Keeps us safe from the wind
Here in the cage
Is the sad little boy
Forget him, a whisper
Don't write down his story
Rusher, rusher,
A scurrying pack of dogs
Keep the left hand clean
Get the right hand dirty
Keep the left hand clean
Get the right hand filthy
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Fool Stooge
04:14
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Fool Stooge
by Cody Weathers
What about this, what about that?
What about not changing the subject
What about this, what about that?
What about conceding the obvious?
At some point you're so gaslit
You burst right into flames
This is a list of true things he has done:
Family Separation
Children in Cages
Forced Hysterectomies
Knew COVID was deadly and airborne, but downplayed it
Politicized mask wearing when it could've saved us
Called it the flu
Slowed down testing
Held maskless rallies
Pulled out of WHO
promoted bogus medicines he held investments in
Denial of Lawful Asylum
Russian Influence
Ukrainian Extortion
Sought and accepted foreign assistance in the election
Bribery of a witness
Obstruction of Justice
Retaliation against witnesses
Campaign Finance Violations
Emolument Violations
Self-dealing
Ceding Foreign Policy Interests
Indebted to Turkey, Russia, UAE, Israel, Saudi Arabia
Circumventing Posse Comitatus
Helped cover Jamal Kashoogi's murder
Refusing adequate aid to Puerto Rico
Suppressing Speech
Suppressing Assembly
Courting White Supremacists
Allowing Russian bounties
Gassing peaceful protestors
Gutting Environmental Protections
Left Paris Accord
Lining the pockets of the 1%
Manipulating DOJ
Interfering with Investigations
Dismantling Obamacare during a pandemic
Causing the biggest economic disruption since the Great Depression
30 million unemployed
Sabotaged Postal Service
Suppressed the vote
Told 10000 lies
If you hear that list and question its truth
You haven't been paying attention
Because you should have heard each of these by now
And if you had a doubt,
You should've addressed it before
If you hear that list and want to refute it
Then you are a gullible fool
Because the only sources that are saying the opposite
Are obvious liars, whose facts don't add up
You shouldn't pretend anymore
If you hear that list and want to ignore it
Then you are a loyalist stooge
Because you have been bought by some tangential issue
Abortion or judges or taxes persuade you
You should be ashamed of yourself
But if you hear that list and think those are good things
Then you are the worst one
Because that list is evil, to love it is vile
You're part of the problem
We shouldn't be friends any more
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Sickophant
07:09
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Sickophant
by Cat Mayhugh and Cody Weathers
Hear my mighty, mindless bellow,
It was a beautiful, perfect, piece of cake!
Three toadies on a morning news show,
Tell you that the meat was fake.
CH
I’m right, you’re wrong, now repeat that or get out
The power of the Congress is the power of the purse
And the pursestring writes the laws
I know the moneymen
They forgive me for my flaws
Deny, attack, just feign the facts
Reverse victim and offender
No matter what you do
Don't own it or surrender
Downplay it, flip it
Own the libs
Keep dipshits fed
With dipshit vids
Revise the lies, deny, deny
And practice misdirection
Calm them down, then rile them up
In witless insurrection
Push their buttons, pull their strings
Make them love my wicked things
A billion-dollar penthouse
A fox for every henhouse
My sickophants assure what's best
They vote against their own interests
I'll say the words, but they'll never hear the facts
I'll do the deeds, but they'll never know the acts
You shield me good, my foxy little fox
Like stepping stones, we move from shock to shock
I'm on the record, but the record doesn't count
I shouldn't be here, as the bodies start to mount
Somehow the race is close, and true to form
I've got my sickophants to keep me warm
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Prince of Thieves (Graven)
by Cat Mayhugh and Cody Weathers
The hex inscribed said cross the line
And suffer all my worst
I'm pretty sure the Prince of Thieves
Was laughing at the curse
While filling his purse
And drowning his thirst
The coin is pain, the blood made rain
The innocent will hurt
The kleptocrat, faux diplomat
Stole everybody's shirt
But nobody heard
Or uttered a word
The Prince of Thieves, these graven leaves
Torn piecemeal from the book
The shield was cracked, the deck was stacked
The victim on the hook
Commanded to look
At all that he took
The wildcat howls, your soul befouled
Your road with headstones paved
The chariot, cruel, false and met
By barefoot, naked slaves
Whipped into their graves
The thief is a knave
Graven image, broken on the ground
This is what the wildcat howls
Your hoard is stained, your soul befouled
You're coming to the end, you Prince of Thieves
An empty chamber, no one there to grieve
Graven image, broken on the ground
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A Perfect Phony
04:28
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A Perfect Phony
by Cat Mayhugh and Cody Weathers
Storm after storm, am I crazy,
Or is getting warm in here?
We want a no-ban on the plastic straw-polls,
And more coal and gas for the ice-poles
And I see again the forest fires are starting
And I said, you've got to clean your floors
There are many years of leaves and broken trees
They're like, so flammable
You touch them and it goes up
I moved on her like a bitch
I did try and fuck her
Everyone I rape is presidential
DOJ will handle it
I don't pay taxes or I'd handle it myself
Maybe we're just going to have to make California pay for it
Because they don't listen to us
$54 million for
A favor, for policies favorable
To Russia, Russia, Russia
That's not bribery
And more Russia if you're listening
A billion dollars
Puppet?! I'm the dealmaker
Forest fire, yellow haze
A billion trees, we're planting a billion trees,
And it's very exciting
But we have to do better management of our forests
Every year I get the call, "California's burning"
If that was cleaned, if you had forest management...
You know in Europe, they live there in forest cities,
They're called forest cities
Not orange shitties
I was with the head of a --major-- country
It's a forest city
He said, "sir, we have trees that are far more...
They ignite much easier than California
There shouldn't be that problem."
Don't look now
The smoke is coming in
Greenland, oh Greenland,
I'm a-comin' to get you
Puerto Rico for sale
She can't take one more gale
Repeal protections, EPA
Rake your forests, not my fault
Climate nihilist, Chinese hoaxsters
Goddamn windmills murdering birds
Stupid Greta, just a girl
Paris shmaris, fuck the world
I speak the truth the idiots know
If there's global warming, why'd it snow?
Here alligator, here alligator
Crocodile, I'll suck you later
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Cody Weathers Portland, Oregon
Multi-instrumental scat-singing acoustic-rock fool-for-hire. Card-carrying nerd since 1989. Not afraid of hyphens. Super
powers include: [deleted for reasons of national security].
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Hard rock sensibilities fused with acoustic upbringing and jazz acumen operating in a truly independent consonant harmonic system.
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